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CurvyMama Pies' Teensy Pies

CurvyMama Pies
Adorable tiny pies, made in Ball jar lids

Ingredients
  

For the coconut cream filling:

  • 3/4 cup sugar
  • 3 Tbsp. cornstarch
  • 1 Tbsp. all-purpose flour
  • A dash of salt
  • 1 1/2 cups coconut milk
  • 1 1/2 cups half-and-half
  • 4 egg yolks
  • 1 1/2 cups sweetened shredded coconut
  • A few drops of coconut flavoring I like LorAnn brand
  • 1 tsp. vanilla
  • 1 Tbsp. unsalted butter

For CurvyMama Pies' all-butter dough

  • 12 ounces all-purpose flour
  • 2 Tbsp. sugar
  • Dash of kosher salt
  • 8 ounces butter cut into 1-ounce pieces
  • 4 ounces iced water

For the topping:

  • 1 1/2 cups heavy cream
  • 2 Tbsp. powdered sugar
  • 2-3 Tbsp. shredded sweetened coconut toasted til golden brown

Instructions
 

To make the coconut cream filling:

  • In a medium, heavy saucepan, whisk together the sugar, cornstarch, flour and salt.
  • Putting a medium-high heat under the pan, whisk in the coconut milk and half-and-half, making sure there are no lumps. Whisk in the egg yolks.
  • Cook, whisking constantly, until the mixture thickens and reaches a boil. Lower the heat to low and keep the custard at a gentle simmer for two minutes, whisking frequently. Remove from heat. Stir in the coconut flavoring, vanilla and butter.
  • Pour the custard into a bowl and press plastic wrap onto the surface. Chill until cool.

To make the dough:

  • In a large bowl, combine the flour, sugar and salt. Put all but 1/3 cup of the flour mixture into the bowl of a food processor. Buzz three times. Add all the butter. Buzz 22-25 times, until the mixture is a coarse meal, but lumps of butter the size of almonds and peas are still visible. Add the rest of the flour. Buzz 4-5 more times.
  • Turn the flour mixture back into the large bowl. Add the iced water gradually, mixing just enough to let the dough take up the moisture.
  • Gather the dough into a ball in the center of the bowl. Knead briefly -- no more than 10 seconds -- to help the dough come together. Shape it into a ball, cover with plastic wrap, and refrigerate for at least an hour.
  • Remove the dough from the refrigerator and weigh out 1-ounce balls of dough. Alternatively, divide and sub-divide it until you have 24 pieces.
  • Roll out each dough ball into a circle. (You might need to keep one half of the dough pieces refrigerated while you roll out the other.) Ease each circle into a 2 1/2"Mason jar lid rim (don't use the center part of the lid, just the rim), rolling the top edges so they are thick enough to avoid burning, and rest ever-so-slightly on the edge of the jar lid.
  • Arrange the crusts on a baking sheet and freeze them.
  • Preheat oven to 425. When it's fully heated, remove the crusts from the freezer. Place an empty cupcake paper in each crust, and fill 2/3 full with dried beans. Bake for 15 minutes.
  • Remove crusts from oven, and remove the papers and beans. Bake the crusts empty for another 3 minutes. Let cool on a cooling rack for about 10 minutes. Gently remove each crust from its lid and allow to cool the rest of the way.
  • Spoon coconut cream filling into the crusts.

To make the topping:

  • Just before you're ready to serve the pies, whip the cream with the powdered sugar. Pipe whipped cream onto each teensy pie and sprinkle with toasted coconut.

Notes

*This batch of dough will produce enough for about 24 1-ounce "teensy" pie crusts.